To all reading this, good evening. How are you all today?

I'm here to tell you the tale of a child who picked up Sonic Heroes one day. A child whose life was changed immensely from that point on. The story went as so:

The boy turned on his PlayStation2. He picked Team Rose. He sucked balls at the game and could never beat it.

That child, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than myself. That game changed my life, and now I'm a gamer. Truly a horrible, horrible fate.

P.S God damn that game was hard

Kindly,

JABRONI